A few years ago I was texting this girl I had met out. A few days later I was out at a work do and needless to say free bar and drink was flowing, I started texting her and decided to meet her. I left the do and I met her at a bar – I was pissed and her stone cold sober.
I was so drunk, we had one drink and went back to hers which was close to the bar. We started getting frisky, but she said she wouldn’t sleep with me. Instead some heavy petting went on.
She was not doing much for me so I decided to go at it myself. So there I am pissed out of my head knocking one off in front of this (sober) girl I barely know. She even went to the jacks and came back with the bog roll with a less than pleased expression.
Its a pretty sick story and it doesn’t put me in a good light but I am not a bad person! I made my exit the next morning worse for wear and never saw that girl again.
May 19, 2009 at 1:27 am |
hahaha, thats awesome!
June 23, 2009 at 1:39 pm |
As a girl I even find this funny…..the part about the toilet paper is gas!!